This hurts

I just goet torn a new asshole about a bunch of things. I'm not putting enough emphasis on the right things on my resume. Apparently I've also made some bad comments. There's just one simple problem. I didn't say them. Thinking back to it I even remember the night that this whole thing supposedly happened and I didn't even say it. A guy on my left did and now I'm getting the rap for it.

Feels really good to get my ass kicked and then told to go do a good job on an interview. Way to make me feel worthless.